‘Then something astonishing happened. One day, early in the morning, thin columns of white smoke were seen to be coming out of the tops of the tall chimneys of the factory! People in the town stopped and stared. “What’s going on?” they cried. “Someone’s lit the furnaces! Mr Wonka must be opening up again!”

Got crazy at Redbar last month.

“Everyone is getting crazy about December 2012, people are building shelters.

But I’m not 100% we should be taking spiritual direction from ancient Mexicans.  I mean, I’m hispanic, we’re full of shit.  Google is our worst enemy.

Let me know when the Germans predict the apocalypse, I’ll stop paying my mortgage today.”

Nelio Cuomo Costa, Terrible Stand-Up Comedian

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