Death of a Salesperson
Just saw Phantom Menace again, and was reminded of something. When they leave Anakin’s mom in Tattooine, why didn’t they go back like a  month or year later and buy her freedom?  Later on, Anakin is having  sex with a fucking senator, nobody could swing freeing ONE slave who  happened to be the mother of the most powerful jedi in the universe??? It would have avoided him having to go back and kill the sand people and turning to the dark side. Fuck you George Lucas
Fuck you.

Just saw Phantom Menace again, and was reminded of something.

When they leave Anakin’s mom in Tattooine, why didn’t they go back like a month or year later and buy her freedom? Later on, Anakin is having sex with a fucking senator, nobody could swing freeing ONE slave who happened to be the mother of the most powerful jedi in the universe???

It would have avoided him having to go back and kill the sand people and turning to the dark side.

Fuck you George Lucas

Fuck you.

One of the greatest coaches of all-time, Mr. Joe Paterno, passed away today. I have some mixed emotions of course. Football is kind of like my religion, and if millions of Catholics can forgive hundreds of priests…

Here is a short joke I made at the expense of Joe Pa.