Death of a Salesperson
One of the best characters in “Return of the Jedi.” Laziest naming of a home planet EVER. He’s a fucking SQUID alien, and George Lucas called his home planet MON CALAMARI So again, Fuck you George Lucas. Fuck you.

One of the best characters in “Return of the Jedi.”

Laziest naming of a home planet EVER.

He’s a fucking SQUID alien, and George Lucas called his home planet

MON CALAMARI

So again,

Fuck you George Lucas.

Fuck you.

Posted 2 months ago
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This is me at the Miami Improv, telling the following stories:

Youth Sports (Might Duck Edition)

Child Porn Airplane

Dry Humping

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

How I Caused 9/11.

Have a Merry Christmas and thank you for watching and supporting my stand-up comedy career.

Posted 5 months ago
Tagged: stand-up, Miami, Miami Improv, Comedy, 9/11, Dryhumping, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Food, Mayonnaise, Sex, Anal Sex, Sexy 16 Year Old, .
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