Death of a Salesperson
“Look at me, I haven’t done this in 20 years.” So for twenty fucking years, you’re laying in bed while Charlie’s mother is doing laundry for the whole fucking town to support you. You give excuses like the floor is cold. Then, for a tour in a chocolate factory, you jump out of bed and start singing and dancing around.  How about getting a job you old lazy fuck. Fuck you Grandpa Joe. Fuck you.

“Look at me, I haven’t done this in 20 years.”

So for twenty fucking years, you’re laying in bed while Charlie’s mother is doing laundry for the whole fucking town to support you.

You give excuses like the floor is cold.

Then, for a tour in a chocolate factory, you jump out of bed and start singing and dancing around.  How about getting a job you old lazy fuck.

Fuck you Grandpa Joe.

Fuck you.

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: Grandpa Joe, Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Sex, Life, Videotape, Charlie Bucket, Gene Wilder, .
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