February 2012
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Italian Bars Have a Very Strange Way of Doing...
For a week while in college, I visited the country of my mother’s ancestors.
The beauty, culture, and food of Italy cannot be matched anywhere in the universe, I laugh in the face of brick oven pizza purveyors around South Beach who claim to serve “authentic Neapolitan cuisine.”
My trips’ days and afternoons were filled with museums, moderate drug use, and carbohydrates.
Its nights, accompanied...
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Anonymous asked: I really love chocolate frosting...
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How I Lost My Virginity (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) -...
Ten years ago, I had sex for the first time.
After all this time, I still remain completely clueless on how to please a woman.
My partner was a gorgeous (out of my league, which isn’t hard) sixteen year old and I was head over heels in love. Like murder suicide kind of in love.
Probably the last sixteen year-old I’m ever going to have sex with.
Probably.
My parents would let...
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